Random Quotes

The maxims of men disclose their hearts.  ~ French Proverb

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn’t have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.  ~ Georges Courteline,

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven.  I don’t think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.  ~ Bill Gates

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.  ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.  ~ Author Unknown

All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

I prithee send me back my heart, Since I cannot have thine; For if from yours you will not part, Why, then, shouldst thou have mine? ~ John Suckling

After these two, Dr. Diet and Dr. Quiet, Dr. Merriman is requisite to preserve health.  ~ James Howell

Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book shown to him by heart, and his friends can only read the title.  ~ Virginia Woolf

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.  ~ Author Unknown

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.  ~ Woody Allen

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.  ~ Christopher Morley

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.  ~ Author Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.  By the second day, you’re off it.  ~ Jackie Gleason

I never liked riding in helicopters because there’s a fair probability that the bottom part will get going around as fast as the top part.  ~ John Wittenborn